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David Hendrikson
13 May 1978
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***UPDATE*** The following communitehs are totalleh not chill: stupid_free and liberal_talk. Why? -Because I've been unjustly barred from those communitehs. -Like uhmehged, I've just been banned from sf_drama for no reason at all! Thanks a lot kharmii. Anyweh.....Hi! I'm David but my buddies at work call me "Gayvid", as in "Silly Gayvid, dicks are for chicks!" Seriously though, I'm not gay but that doesn't mean I won't support gay rights. My girlfriend Shinobu calls me 'Furoppi na Dankon Chan', which means 'sexy stud-muffin' in Japanese. I even got her pet name for me tattoed on my arm! The inkman couldn't stop laughing the whole time, but I guess it's because he doesn't get to do cute names like that in Japanese very often.

I recently got a job as office boy for Fujitsu, where I work the copier and hand out supplies.

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My Liberal Identity:

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

Oh, duh. Obvious. I'm a HUGE weedhead! I love smoking the reefer and lobby for the legalization of marijuana. Smokin' on haaaaaaay in the middle of the barn!

Marriage is love.

Here's a picture of myself with my hair bleached. The natural color is kind of a dark reddish blonde color. I look like I have brown eyes in the picture but they are really a deep blue.

Here's a picture of my mum, who is an Economics professor. She got me a spiffy tie that I wear to work everyday. I'll show pictures very soon!

This is Dipples, my Bishon. He is a cutie but can be a pain in the butt when I have to clean his eye guzz or when he gets an itchy butt and drags it across the carpet.

I live with my mum and dad on the corner of Douch and Alderberry. Everyone teases me about the name but I always just wink, point a finger at them and say, "You big rascals! It's not pronounced like 'douche'; it's like 'dowch' rhyming with 'couch' and is a respectable anglo-saxon last name!" -So I don't want to hear any more jokes about how I live on the corner of 'douche' and 'dingleberry'.

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